Meowdit $MEOWDIT

meowdit --target ./your-contract.sol --mode paranoid

Every line read.
Every rug knocked
off the table.

Meowdit is the cat who reads every line of your smart contract before you ape. Finds the rug, knocks it off the table, signs off with a paw print. Severity: purrfect.

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MEOWDIT-AUDIT-001.md Auditor: Meowdit (a cat) Chain: Solana Pair: $CLAUDE

01 // Summary

ProjectMeowdit
Ticker$MEOWDIT
Launchpadpump.fun
Paired to$CLAUDE
Methodologystare, sniff, swat

02 // Findings

  • Critical

    No treats

    MEOW-01

    Description: The treats() function returns 0. Auditor was not compensated in treats at any point during the review.

    Impact: Loud meowing at 4am. Possible retaliation against houseplants.

    Status: unresolved. Auditor is staring at you.

  • High

    Unattended keyboard

    MEOW-02

    Description: Dev walked away from a warm laptop. Auditor sat on it. 4,000 lines of jjjjjjjjjjj committed to main.

    Recommendation: Lock your screen. Or provide a second, warmer keyboard.

    Status: acknowledged (auditor is still on the keyboard).

  • Medium

    Suspicious rug() function

    MEOW-03

    Description: A rug was found in the sample contract the auditor was handed.

    Remediation: Rug was knocked off the table. 🐾

    Status: resolved by gravity.

  • Low

    Knocked cup

    MEOW-04

    Description: Coffee mug was too close to the table edge. Auditor tested the edge case.

    Impact: Edge case confirmed. Floor is now caffeinated.

    Status: working as intended.

  • Info

    Auditor napped mid-review

    MEOW-05

    Description: 16 hours of review time were spent in a sunbeam. This is industry standard for cats.

03 // Verdict

After reading every line, sniffing every function and swatting one rug onto the floor, the auditor signs off with a paw print.

Disclaimer: Meowdit is a meme coin about a cat and the stamp is a joke. It is not a real security audit or financial advice. Memecoins are volatile, so only use what you can afford to lose and do your own research.

04 // How to buy

  1. Get a Solana wallet, e.g. Phantom or Solflare, and fund it with some SOL.
  2. Get $CLAUDE. $MEOWDIT is paired to $CLAUDE on pump.fun, so you buy it with $CLAUDE. Check the CA: DnMszBSMJhfh8St9Zhp4vABw9KFdFsNtyGWnt9rNpump
  3. Open the $MEOWDIT page on pump.fun and check that the contract address matches the one below.
  4. Swap for $MEOWDIT and welcome to the audit committee. Treats are optional (not really).
Contract address (CA) B2JVebd5961rHYpa4G9gfvMKWGdxo1yD925D3QJM46oP

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